1. callmeshiny:

    badass-barmaid:

    ya-ma-ma-mato:

    halcyondays-x:

    define-justice:

    thebigbangingboom:

    This is really fucking creepy

    Send for help.

    no one knows how scared I am. no one.

    especially with pochantas —

    THAT POCAHONTAS ONE KILLED ME —

    ((OH GOD THE BELLE ONES))

    NIGEL THORNBERRY IS MY FAVORITE DISNEY PRINCESS

    THERE

    I SAID IT

  2. Peeta’s patronus is a loaf of bread.

  3. [Flash 10 is required to watch video]

    imyouraziraphale:

    masterfromcatering:

    masterfromcatering:

    havetardiswilltravel:

    julietetet:

    okay ANDRWE FUCKING SCOTT FUCKING STOP IT NO ON ELIKES YOU OR YOUR SUTPID FUCKING ACCENT OR YOUR DUMB UNBUTTONED SHIRT YOU LOOK LIKE A WHORE NO FUCK YOU STOP

    Oh my god. Oh my god.

    Oh my god, I found it.

    “Hermaphrodite sex. Two anorexic angels screwing on top of a bus. A fat woman being pleasured by a disembodied head. No, I’m sorry, that one is definitely a butterfly. But he’s having sex.”

    i can’t

    i have lost the ability to can.

    go on without me.

    CHELSEA CHELSEA LOOK IT SHOWED UP ON MY DASH. WATCH IT WATCH IT NOW.

    Okay so funny story you guys, I was looking for this video earlier and couldn’t remember what I had tagged it under so we typed it into youtube as “andrew scott” and a variation of key words hoping to find it and finally I just said “type in ‘butterflies having sex’, so she erases ‘andrew scott’ and types in ‘butterflies having sex’ and I go, “no, no, with andrew scott!”  and we paused and took a moment to register that as “butterflies having sex with andrew scott”

    and then I lost the ability to breathe and cried all over I was laughing so hard.

    Oh and we did actually (unfortunately) watch butterflies having sex.

    Thanks to this clip today I literally watched butterflies having sex. 

    WHAT IS THIS FROM!? Somebody help me cuz I MUST watch this movie/show.

  4. OH MY *FUCKING* GOD:

    previouslysane:

    allonsy-:

    frankiesay:

    deathlymad:

    holmeshire:

    gyzym:

    ADDENDUM TO THE CAMERA THEORY:

    WHAT SHERLOCK DOES THAT IS OUT OF CHARACTER

    IS ASK MORIARTY TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF 

    ON THE ROOF! ON THE ROOF! WHEN THE FUCK ELSE HAVE WE EVER SEEN SHERLOCK HOLMES ASK “HOW,” HE’D WANT TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR HIMSELF 

    UNLESS

    HE WAS ACTING

    BECAUSE HE HAS A FUCKING CAMERA TRAINED ON MORIARTY

    JESUS IT’S THE WORLD’S MOST BASIC CONFESSION PLOY

    HE EVEN SAYS “I’LL DIE IN DISGRACE,” WE KNOW HE DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THAT, THAT’S THE FIRST THING THE EPISODE ESTABLISHES

    HE JUST WANTS MORIARTY TO ADMIT THAT WAS HIS PLAN ALL ALONG SO HE CAN CLEAR HIS NAME WITH THE POLICE, OH MY FUCKING GOD MOFFAT YOU ASSHOLE

    evwery1 READ

    Holy Mary Mother of Fuck.

    THE FIRST THEORY i COULD ACTUALLY SEE HAPPENING

    OMGF

    holy SHIT

  5. -jheeze:

  7. "I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and drop the bass. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just drop the bass together in the most innocent sense of the phrase."
    John Green, Looking for Alaska (Skrillex Remix)

  8. Top Favorite Movies Forever | The Lion King (1994)
    “Oh I just can’t wait to be king!”

  9. lifeofanonsequitur:

    tzophia:

    riding-crop:

    danger-in-design:

    BANNED BOOKS WEEK
    (SEPTEMBER 25 - OCTOBER 2)

    Four posters from last year’s Banned Books Week presented by Schlow Centre Region Library

    the idea that some of these books were banned somewhere for these reasons fucking sickens me

    WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE IS “TOO SCARY”?

    DID THEY MISS THE WHOLE POINT ABOUT…. THE WHOLE BOOK?

    I mean I can ALMOST barely see the possibility of banning books involving sexuality/homosexuality within certain settings in order to follow one’s own misguided morality…

    but banning a picture book for being too scary?

    THAT IS NOT REAL. NOT. REAL.

    http://world.edu/worldedu_posts/banned-books-awareness-wild-maurice-sendak/

  11. astudyinlestrade:

    fannishminded:

    everybodyandtelevision:

    matt smith and benedict cumberbatch are the two poles on the spectrum of english names

    I laughed because it is so true.

    Matthew Robert Smith.

    Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch.

  12. a-study-in-graphics:

    BBC Sherlock’s Most (Intentionally and Unintentionally) Erotic Moments

    ➝  Series 1 | Series 2

    I have probably missed a few moments. So if you guys want, you can tell me what I missed in my inbox, and I’ll make an honorable mentions list.

  13. Am I the only one who when they see Moriarty in the crown jewels can’t get this out of their head?

    nioli:

    I really wish/hope it was a reference!

  15. "I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you how to love somebody. They don’t teach you how to be famous. They don’t teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don’t teach you how to walk away from someone you don’t love any longer. They don’t teach you how to know what’s going on in someone else’s mind. They don’t teach you what to say to someone who’s dying. They don’t teach you anything worth knowing."
    Neil Gaiman, The Kindly Ones (via rubethehoople)

About me

They call me Meri ... not sure why. I call me Meri, too... still don't know why. 23. Whovian. Potterhead. Sherlockian. Narnian. Nerdfighter. I make a lot of pop culture references.