January 2012
Peeta's patronus is a loaf of bread.
Watchimyouraziraphale:
masterfromcatering:
masterfromcatering:
havetardiswilltravel:
julietetet:
okay ANDRWE FUCKING SCOTT FUCKING STOP IT NO ON ELIKES YOU OR YOUR SUTPID FUCKING ACCENT OR YOUR DUMB UNBUTTONED SHIRT YOU LOOK LIKE A WHORE NO FUCK YOU STOP
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god, I found it.
“Hermaphrodite sex. Two anorexic angels screwing on top of a bus. A fat woman being...
OH MY *FUCKING* GOD:
previouslysane:
allonsy-:
frankiesay:
deathlymad:
holmeshire:
gyzym:
ADDENDUM TO THE CAMERA THEORY:
WHAT SHERLOCK DOES THAT IS OUT OF CHARACTER
IS ASK MORIARTY TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF
ON THE ROOF! ON THE ROOF! WHEN THE FUCK ELSE HAVE WE EVER SEEN SHERLOCK HOLMES ASK “HOW,” HE’D WANT TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR HIMSELF
UNLESS
HE WAS ACTING
BECAUSE HE HAS A FUCKING CAMERA TRAINED ON...
“I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around...”
– John Green, Looking for Alaska (Skrillex Remix)
astudyinlestrade:
fannishminded:
everybodyandtelevision:
matt smith and benedict cumberbatch are the two poles on the spectrum of english names
I laughed because it is so true.
Matthew Robert Smith.
Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch.
Am I the only one who when they see Moriarty in...
nioli:
I really wish/hope it was a reference!
“I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t...”
– Neil Gaiman, The Kindly Ones (via rubethehoople)
So this happened
Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES
Americans: um hey we'd kind of like jobs
Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES
Americans: or heath care
Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES
Americans: you're not listening are you
Debate moderator: Did you really ask your second wife for an open marriage as she just announced on national tv tonight?
Republican candidates: GASP
Newt Gingrich: HOW DARE YOU ASK ME ABOUT MY FAMILY VALUES IN A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE HOW IS THIS RELEVANT
Debate moderator:
Americans:
Bill Clinton:
“What’s the worst thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now. You’re...”
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Full frontal feminism: a young women’s guide to why feminism matters
By Jessica Valenti
“But no wait the odds ARE equal! and and and and — and men get oppressed just as badly!” Lul sure.
(via cwnl)
Classic, and always bears a reblog.
-Jess
(via stfuconservatives)
“Saying ‘I notice you’re a nerd’ is like saying, ‘Hey, I notice that you’d rather...”
– John Green (via laesenbog)
I really thought The Fault In Our Stars would end...
“Oh, sweet holy lord, I would ride that one-legged pony all the way around the...”
– John Green (The Fault in Our Stars)
colossalvitality:
I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we’ll ever...
